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We Are Next of Kin is a 2022 German coming-of-age psychological drama film directed by Hans-Christian Schmid, based on the autobiographical book of the same name by Johann Scheerer. The story is about the kidnapping of Jan Philipp Reemtsma, but from the point of view of his son Johann, then 13 years old. Following its premiere at the 2022 Hamburg Film Festival, it was released in German cinemas on 3 November 2022.
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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