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Miguel Sabido is a producer, writer, researcher, and theorist, known for pioneering Entertainment-Education, developing the \"Theory of the Tone\", and producing a number of commercially successful telenovelas for Televisa in the 1970s.
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Andrew William Cadima is an American composer and painter.
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Limitless is a live album from Planetshakers, released by Planetshakers Ministries International and Integrity Music on January 15, 2013.
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Murano Lighthouse is an active lighthouse located in the south east part of the island of Murano in the Venetian Lagoon on the Adriatic Sea.
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