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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Jan Malm was CEO of the Swedish telecom company Ericsson in China 2000–2004.
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Mira Johanna Kunnasluoto is a Finnish singer. She first came to fame as a tango singer; now her repertoire includes evergreens and Finnish pop.
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